That’s no typo up there in the title, it’s one of our trademark puns. The BioErgonomic Pen was designed by Mohsen Tafazzoly who, I would imagine, theorizes the craft of writing was born during a ice age pit stop when Ug-speare signed the first X in the snow. The pen comes in three colors: Chlamydia, Blue Balls and Gangrenous and, from what I can make out in the handy diagram below, is not for use in your butt.