Can you play the banjo? More importantly, can you wield one as a deadly weapon if necessary? You’ll need one if you ever out in the backwoods and stumble across an outhouse equipped with one of these. This Redneck or Wetback (seller’s words, not mine) Toilet Paper Holder appears to double as a corncob dildo. I find that scarier than Deliverance times Leatherface to the power of number two, but if you’re an inbred corprophobic with OCD, it’s probably pretty cool.