Does the name Kristy Thomas ring a bell? Yeah, I’m talking about the fucking PRESIDENT of the Babysitter’s Club. Remember in Kristy and the Snobs when she moved into the richie-rich neighborhood and met that cunt Shannon Kilbourne walking Astrid of Grenville, her gazillion dollar purebred Burnese Mountain Dog? You just know that Kilbourne bitch grew up to loooove Anthropologie, and I’d bet money she bought this Bernese Mountain Dog dishtowel for her maid to use in the kitchen while she’s in the pool house porking her Italian neighbor behind her husband Logan’s back.

Duh, of course she stole Logan from MaryAnn. Fucking mousy loser never deserved that hot piece of man meat in the first place. Not without some contacts, a boob job and a a crotchless panties allowance.