Just in time for the recession’s double dip, it’s the Marc by Marc Jacobs tape measure. It’s for fashionable folks forced from their useless white-collar chair warming into more hands-on fields… like, say, professional measuring. Of course, it’s Marc by Marc Jacobs, so, a pret-a-measure as opposed to runway fashion. But the way things are going lately, it will probably have to do. Still, at $58 a pop (now marked down to $29), I’d think it would be able to do something really special. Like measure how retarded it is.