Friday, August 13, 2010

Loose Bitches: The Mural of the Story

Sometimes we’re let out of our cages to terrorize the city. Or at least avoid the 112 degree heat index in an air conditioned bike shop.

There are two factors that’ll make us break our own rules and stand in close proximity to a bunch of fixies: talented friends and Texas summers. Seriously, Dallas, what the fuck?

By the way, I’m taking volunteers to dust my dashboard. Which isn’t a euphemism, but probably should be.

Anyspray, Nikki an I strapped on our bitchfaces and headed to Transit Bike Company to make like an underwire pushup bra and support the tits out of Connor Hill and Matt Brinker, aka The Magnificent Beard. They do sweet-ass shit like this:

So what are the morals of the story? The Beard on the left (Connor) is more talented than you will ever be. The Beard on the right (Matt) is also more talented than you will ever be. And, finally, if you’re supporting your friends anywhere near The Gap,  Nikki will bully you into buying half price t-shirts that you don’t even want in the first place. Fact.

2 Responses to “Loose Bitches: The Mural of the Story”

  1. Casey says:

    Love your blog.

    My sister turned me onto it. I’m a former Texan, now Midwesterner and we’re moving to the west coast in a month. I hope to sweet baby Jesus I never have to deal with this God forsaken heat again. (not sure that came out right)

  2. Krista says:

    We love you. And your sister. And your get-the-fuck-out-of-Texas gumption. 107 today, for Christ’s sakes…can we come over and play at your house?

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