Monday, August 16, 2010

Killer Party

Being a serial killer can get hectic. There are secret chambers to sound proof, ligatures to organize and lifeless bodies to masturbate on. But every once in a while it’s nice to carve a moment out of your busy GTL (gore, torture, laundry) schedule for a little party time. Maybe grab one of these paper mache sculptures by Andy Ainger and turn it into a pinata. Call up your serial killer buddies. You can reminisce about your cold, distant fathers over a few brewskies before beheading this bad boy with your favorite scimitar. Just be sure you don’t fill it with that crap generic candy because things could get really, really ugly.

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