J.D. Salinger personally pooped in here, officially making this the world’s most overrated toilet. I hope for his sake getting to number two wasn’t as difficult personally as it was professionally. Meanwhile, serial killers everywhere are desperately clenching back doodoo boners as we speak.
A million is a bit high. I’m thinking about offering a more realistic number, like ZERO!
It’s literally like flushing your money down the toilet.
But, he’s offering free shipping!