Whoa, it’s so beautiful. Buy one for the hippie in your life and hope that they stare into it in wonder until their dilated pupils burn out and that coating of patchouli oil fries their skin. Strike that. Stare into it until your pupils burn out. Then get one of those helper dogs and teach it to secretly snarl at children when their parents’ backs are turned. But if you’re blind, you can’t appreciate their looks of shear terror. Ah, fuck it. It’s not worth it.

Via the oh so mysterious FiPi LeLe.