This doll reminds me of the time in high school when my friend Kelly taped pubes to my friend Merrick’s Cabbage Patch doll. Of course, it also reminds me of a joke Strawberry Extreme, Dallas’s #1 Prop Comic, wrote — What do you call a self-indulgent conductor? A maestorbater. Hey, I never said my thoughts were congruent. Turtles.
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