Golden Girls Nesting Dolls with complimentary Blanche cleavage?! I’ve never needed anything more in my whole entire life. Not even that time I was a bad guy and needed a new face so I could look like a good guy and get away with espionage/murder/being John Travolta.




The shape of that doll does no justice to my taut, nubile body.
I’ll get the cheesecake.
O-M-Gee! I’ve never coveted anything more.