These conversation coasters are pretty cute, but I don’t need to rely on “what’s the most amazing weather you’ve seen?” to start chattin’ somebody up. I tend to fall back on my old standbys: “Who do you plan on date-raping tonight?” “If you had to catch one of my STDs, which would it be and why?” and “Just because you’re calling the cops doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop humping your grandmother.”