I bet you think I’m gonna make a Moby DICK joke, but I’m not. I’m gonna make a whale joke. Ahem.

Two whales were swimming in the ocean when they noticed a whale harpooning boat. Furious, the boy whale told the girl whale that they should swim underneath it, blow air out of their blowholes as hard as the could and flip it over so the harpooners would drown. They did, but the boy whale realized that the people weren’t drowning; they were swimming to shore. He told the girl whale that they should swim after them and eat them all up before they could make it to land. Exasperated, the girl whale said, “Listen, I went along with the blow job, but I refuse to swallow the seamen.”

I never said it would be a funny whale joke. Now buy this tray OR ELSE.