Sometimes we’re let out of our cages to terrorize the city, attend a wedding and not pose for pictures.

Our friends Lindsey and Noah decided to tie the knot with a bit of folksy flair. They’re 2 cute 4 words and so are their decorations — which they handmade all by their damn selves. Let’s hit the highlights.

Kissing Booth – Perfect for a quick smooch (or an oil check).

Wildflowers – Symbolism: Their love can’t be tamed.

Wish Tags – Write a wish (or a toot joke) for the happy couple.

Jumbo Balloons – Surprisingly fit in the backseat of a sedan.

Yellow and White Striped Curtain – Rumored to be Jon Bon Jovi’s favorite colors.

There was more, but my typers are tired so I’ll leave you with this – she (Lindsey) plus me (Nikki) are for hire. We’ll decorate our pants off for your next event. And we won’t even wear underthings. Website coming sooooon.