I understand that this is a crocheted version of The Exorcist, but it could just as easily be a (better dressed) Britney Spears. Look, I love her dance sequences as much as the next gay, but seriously, what the fuuuuuck is wrong with that girl?!? She’s the most embarrassing thing to come out of Louisiana and that state has produced parts of Waterboy and Harry Connick, Jr.’s acting career.