The last time I walked across the Golden Gate Bridge, I saw this modern declaration of Twoo Wuv:

This is clearly a man in need of some booty shorts-sportin’ puppets. I just hope he doesn’t love them so much he ends up in the E.R. with a bad case of Penile Puppet Pox. I’ve heard they itch even worse than Scrotal Muppet Burn and Vaginal Fraggle-Itis.