Somewhere in creation God is getting a major 404. In case you’re like, “What’s the Holy Hubbub,” let me tell you that up there is a bicycle mustache. So before IT tells God to try turning it off and on again, maybe we can fix this. What about just having a bicycle and a mustache or even a mustache mug in the ironic cup holder you had installed on your bicycle? What about just getting one of those mustache necklaces and also a bicycle one? Mustache finger tattoo and a bicycle sleeve? No? Does anyone else see a giant beach ball spinning in the sky? Eh. It’s probably nothing.