Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Loose Bitches: Zip It

Sometimes we’re let out of our cages to terrorize the city. Or at least head to New York, Texas and kick some treetops.

Saturday, Krista and I headed to New York, Texas to handbrake our hearts out. Tragically, there is currently no zipline connecting Dallas to Austin so Sarah just had to stay in her cooler city and fillibuster. (It’s the capital, dummies.)The object of ziplining is to not stare directly into your male friends’ crotches. Alan made that an impossibility.The other object of ziplining is to not die. Krista had a Dayquil/Claritin/Nasonex/Other Medicines I Can’t Remember Right Now cocktail coursing through her body so she was kind of headed the wrong way. But that’s just a testament to how awesomely amazing ziplining is — you’ll risk hospitalization (and helmet hair) to do it. Seriously. It’s the coolest. And you know how we don’t like people ever? We found a handful of people we actually like. They work at NY/TX Ziplining and they give you freezer pops at the end of your zip sesh. And they don’t beat you for calling it a zip sesh. Yay?

One Response to “Loose Bitches: Zip It”

  1. Krista says:

    Dayquil, Claritin, Poly-Vent, Sertraline and Nasonex. And it was 102 degrees. And that is why I look like a Garbage Pail Kid in the freezer pops pic.

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