Grow a Best Friend. Or a set of balls, you needy Nancy. My favorite part about this is the person’s post, “Ohh, I see it now. This probably wouldn’t make for an awkward gift, not at all.” My least favorite part about this is the fact that they misspelled “here” on the package. No wonder they have no friends…dummies.
I don’t know who they talked to, but if I am growing a best friend they damn sure better swallow…
Well the packaging does say, “I’m great at keeping secrets.” Eh. Close enough.