I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I’m not afraid of wasps. I’ve been stung multiple times in my life including one time when I actually fell onto a bee. I’ve also been pricked by cactus and had birds poop on me more times than I can count. And people still try to convince me the bird poop thing is good luck. Oh yeah? Let me take a dump on your head and we’ll see how lucky you feel.




I’m not afraid of wasps, either! I think it’s probably because we’re from Texas, and also because we were both raised by wasps.
Bitchy, bitchy wasps…
Just kidding. Our mothers are lovely. LOVELY!!!