
If you’re like most of America (and parts of Southeast Asia), you’re forever wondering what to buy us. A loaded gun, pierced condoms and a Best of Kenny Loggins CD are all solid ideas. But if you really, really, really want to make sure you get us something good, check out Yeah, You’re Welcome. Every week Amanda Waas features someone’s 5 best gifts. Oh, how weird, this past week it was us. Total coincidence, I swear. Oh, and if you’re wondering why Sarah isn’t featured, it’s because she hates gifts. That or she was moving to Austin the weekend we wrote those.




I’m thinkin’ Nicki’s gonna have to wait awhile to get that xmas tree made of pink crack rocks.
I already own it, B.