First World Problem: Your tiny dog has no lap to sleep on while you’re at work.
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Badder World Problem: I sold your tiny dog to a disreputable meat distributor while you were at work. If you want to see him again you should probably swing by McDonald’s for a Happy Meal.
This got me thinking about taxidermied chihuahua. I’d like one in one of those fearsome bear poses. It be even better if it was a teacup chihuahua.
Laugh out loud. Make it so.