I hate little dogs. But Fluffy here appears to be the offspring of my soul-eating rage towards little dogs and a little dog. I love him so. Sure, he’s probably not taking home any awards – not unless the AKC adds “Cthulhuing” as the eighth group in the All-Breed show. But he might be taking your soul as we speak. And doesn’t that make him the real winner? Don’t answer. I think if you open your mouth your soul may just pop right out.