Here’s a double dose of jokery for you:
These light fixtures are perfect for rich Star Wars nerds to put in their mansions. Or they would be, if Star Wars nerds ever moved out of their moms’ basements.
Or…
Ye Old Dan Flavin just jizzed his pants.
Alan wrote the second joke. I think the five people who get it without Googling Dan Flavin can agree that it’s better than mine. But for the rest of you guys… STAR WARS NERDS! THEY LIVE IN BASEMENTS! HA HA HA HA HA HA!






I still think those are awesome and I want them in my mom’s basement.
So has anyone forced you to watch Star Wars yet? I know pre-college you had yet to see it and from what I gather your college years were spent drinking and killing hobos.
I mean, I think I saw it as a kid, but I’m kind fuzzy on the details because I was seriously like the drunkest toddler ever.