If Savannah were a dog, I’d say, “Savannah puts the ‘arf’ in scarf!” But she’s a cat, so I’ll have to go with the lesser, “Savannah puts the ‘purrr’ in purrr-tend that was funny and I’ll either leg-wrestle you in a tankini or you can motorboat me for twelve seconds. Your choice.”

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