When you can’t find anything to post about, just search “penis” on whatever site you’re on. When you do, stuff like this comes up. They’re called Bully Sticks and they’re “a dehydrated large tendon of a bull’s penis.” I was horrified enough when I thought they were for humans, but then I read that they’re for dogs and I just thought, “Fuck that. Someone needs to set this cause to Sarah McLachlan music STAT.”