Monday, October 31, 2011

Deck the Malls

Halloween is practically over. Time to start decking the halls for Giftsmas, the nondenominational, non-offensive retailer junk orgy formerly known as Christmas. First on my list: the inflatable fruit cake. I know my relatives will never know the difference. Not because fruit cake tastes like plastic, but because by the time the dessert tray comes out, they are all too busy lighting their farts to notice.

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