These are called Stamps of Disapproval, but they should be called Stamps of Maternal Guilt. They say things like “Missed Opportunity” and “Are you happy with this?” And the truth is no, it’s not my best work, but I’ve had a lot to do today and my face is really dry and peeling and it’s freezing in here and yet I’m still sweaty and why are you so mean to me?!? You never let me do anything I want to do ever!! I’m going to runaway and never come back and then you’ll see!! *Slams door, Packs “Goin’ to Grandma’s” suitcase, Blasts 311.*