Monday, December 5, 2011

The Best Thing Since “I Will Cut You” Bread

“Voted toaster most likely to result in a felony.” – The Where’s My Fucking Coffee Times

“Toaster to the face is a surprisingly effective treatment for adult onset acne.” – Zit-Girl Magazine

“It’s not torture. It’s breakfast.” – The C.I.A.

One Response to “The Best Thing Since “I Will Cut You” Bread”

  1. FourBeerMilky says:

    I need 10cc’s of ugly, STAT! Clear!

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