Should I be worried that the very first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was, “Here I am! Rock me like a Whorey Jane!” Or more worried that the second thing was a really long inner monologue about how her hairstyle is clearly not a Jane hairstyle and more of a Betsy or a Elle? I’m worried. The first thing to pop into my head should have been a deep concern about labial splinters. In the wise words of Dr. Dre, never let me slip cuz if I slip then I’m slippin’. Ya heard?
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I dunno… I’d say that was a Jane haircut. I kind of want to give this to someone with small children. Wrapped up the parents would KNOW that it’s a rocking horse, but then as their child pulls off the wrapping their Christmas morning joy turns to horror, embarrassment, and panic. By the time they reach rage I’m already in my car as the video uploads to YouTube and their entire contact list is notified.