I’m not here to judge your proclivities. But we all know the weird mouth-hole on this Ram Footstool (double entendre – get it?) isn’t meant to be filled with Christmas cheer. Now, in the spirit of the holidays, I’d like to apologize for implying that all men are compelled to stick their peen into every hole they see à la Porky’s. I’m sure some of you have grown out of it.