Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A Spot or Blotch or Pustule of Tea

I’m a little teapot,

Short and stout.

Here is my handle,

Here is my spout.

When I get all steamed up

I will shout

That you’ll probably get gastroenteritis from non-pathogenic microbial bone-decay residue contaminating your tea, or possibly even contract cadaverine or putrescine from ingesting toxic doses of the substances.

One Response to “A Spot or Blotch or Pustule of Tea”

  1. Barking Monkey says:

    Picture You/ Upon My Knee/
    Tea for Two/ And Two for Tea
    & hollowed skull/ of enemy
    Gastro-enter-/
    Itisy from Boooooonnnnneā€¦.

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