They call this “Fairies in a Jar,” but I think we both know it’s just a Lisa Frank urine specimen. That lady literally pisses glitter and unicorns. Yes. Unicorns. Her vaginal walls are lined with gumdrops so she doesn’t feel a thing.

Apparently, the glitter image is false and this one is more accurate. Sorry to burst your bubble, but at least I saved it for the footnote.