Throw all the other bacon-themed products inside, promise to have it cremated and I’m on board.
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012Death by Center CutThrow all the other bacon-themed products inside, promise to have it cremated and I’m on board. One Response to “Death by Center Cut” |
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Pfft… Bacon Coffin… How provincial. I want to be interred in something more old school, like this: ostentacious. And thanks to the magic of concrete, I can BE the monument.
“Here resides Milky. Eternal Emperor of Texas.” It just has to last longer than all other records, and suddenly it’s true.