I don’t usually head to Apartment Therapy for Badder Homes material. They traffic in class and style while we here at BHG traffic in farts and illicit drugs. But today I found this Bird Poop Chandelier by Wyatt Little. I guess someone over there fell off their high horse and couldn’t get up.  Even so, knowing it was posted by AT, it probably costs a million-billion dollars. But you can do it your damn self with these simple steps:

1) Get any chandelier

2) Smear it with peanut butter

3) Sprinkle liberally with bird seed

4) Wait

5) Probably contract bird flu