The inventor of the Euphori-Lock (voted most inexplicable product name of the day) wants to make sure your roommate/dog/voracious mom stays the eff out of your B&J. So s/he (I couldn’t be bothered to figure out which) came up with this lid lock. It locks your pint down like Oz. Unless, say, your roommate were to cut out the bottom of the pint, eat all of the ice cream, refill the container with steaming hot urine, carefully duct tape it closed, and replace it in the freezer. But what are the odds of that happening, amiright?