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Saturday, June 2, 2012

Song of So Low Man

 

Hey, I sure hate you,

Cuz you’re so lazy,

I’ve got your number:

You’re no Scorsese

 

I know for sure that

Your future’s hazy,

“Deep” thoughts and slumber,

You fucking baby

 

And all the other guys

Have advanced degrees

But you’re encumbered

By Art Star Crazies.

Posted by: at 8:03 PM
Labels: art, emotional scardom, God complexes, hatefulness, hipsters hippies and vagabonds, iTrocities, laziness, technology

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