The Off-Road Commode isn’t just cleaner than every road stop toilet you’ve ever hovered over, it’s a great way to spice up your Chinese Firedrill. You won’t need toilet paper. Just air dry at 30 mph. And, bonus, the toilet seat is camouflaged so the deer and/or enemy soldiers will think you can float while you poop and they’ll just give up. That shit is terrifying – pun intended.