There are two things I like in life: York Peppermint Patties and breakin’ rules, and I’m all out of York Peppermint Patties. So peep your eyeholes on Trends We Love while I break the rules of this here blog (I’m the boss, seeee?) and post about pretty, inexpensive, non-home things that can distract from your ugly, cheap, homely face.

Trends We Love was started in part by our pal Lee Taylor. The site carries bags, jewelry, heroin, scarves and also I lied about the heroin. But you’ll be addicted to the crazy low prices! SEE WHAT I DID THERE? (Seriously, those earrings? 20 bones Jones. A steal, for real).

Anyway, buy it all before I buy it all because I’m fucking rich as shit and can wipe ‘em out in nanoseconds. Truth.

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