According to the internet, polydactylism is very rare in celebrities, which I find quite disappointing…
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Fuck, do I go with a disapPOINTing pun or soldier on with my intended, half-baked post idea? On the one hand -
Goddamn it, I did it again! What magical pillow powers does this thing have? Okay, focus and write your first idea, which is decidedly terrible.
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According to the internet, polydactylism is very rare in celebrities, which I find quite disappointing. So I vote we cut off Justin Bieber’s weiner and give Regis Philbin a new pinkie.
