Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Elementary Humor

Who’s ready for this daughter of a Chemist to shame my whole family? Here goes!

You should sit on Mercury, cuz your ass is crazy!

Can your friends sit here? No, they Argon!

When I eat my meals, this is where Iodine!

 

1…2…3…DISOWNED!!!

One Response to “Elementary Humor”

  1. Barking Monkey says:

    My chemistry poem! *ahem*

    A mosquito was heard to complain
    That a chemist had poisoned his brain
    The cause of his sorrow
    Was para-dichloro-
    Diphenyl-Trichloroethane

    (and by “my” I mean someone else’s that I happen to remember.)

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