While we’re very accustomed to breaking other people’s bones, our promises and children’s spirits, we’ve never taken a break from blogging. So we’re packing up for a couple weeks to stave off the impending carpal tunnel and take part in summer activities like hating people while sweaty and being lazy as fuck while sweaty.
Try not to ugly-cry your face off. We’ll see you kids in September!





Enjoy your time away. It is important to unhook for the physicality issues associated with blogging. You mention carpal tunnel, I get blogger butt – a real pain in the rear from sitting too long at a stretch or the rock hard shoulders (not abs unfortunately) from extended keyboard use. Oh how we suffer. As a precautionary measure you may want to use straw to keep your arms and hands resting while cocktailing. Just say’in. You’ll be missed.