In the game of “I could so do that,” Mark Rothko is the ultimate winner. Now you really can ‘do it’ by making his cookies and eating them. Oh yeah, I want to eat Mark Rothko’s cookies. It shouldn’t sound dirty, but it does. Now let’s just hope they’re moist. Ewww. Sick.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Color Block-head
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Attractive, No?
I love the shit out of these magnets, but that’s not really what this post is about. This post is really a special announcement letting you know that we are officially receiving bondage spam! I know what you’re thinking, “What the hell took them so long?” Right?
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Wood You?
I love this Push to Quit wood panel. Not only is it really cool, it also gives me good practice for the next time I find you at the top of a staircase.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Jarhead
LukeLampCo swears this is DIY Clay Skeet Mason Jar Candleholder is “The Most Manly Gift on etsy.” Well, Luke, clearly you haven’t seen this Scorpius Codpiece and Belt. Exactly.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Lights Out
You know why this Moustache Man Cushion fell asleep? Probably because of some story you told.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
In A Flash
I can’t wait to make these Vintage Camera Nightlights and give them to you. Except mine will be real cameras specially made for the bathroom. I’ve been looking to throw up more and something tells me your nakedness just might do the trick.
Licked
Apparently the cast of Pawn Stars just discovered the invention of mail because all of these bacon-flavored envelopes are out of stock.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Holiday Bash
I think this Black+Blum Heavyweight Aluminum Tape Dispenser is so pretty. I’m already sad that mine will soon be covered in skull fragments and bloody hair clumps…
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
iSlam
Use these suction cup spectacles to prop up your iPad and iPhone. Which is ironic since you use those devices to prop up your self-esteem. “No, wait, guys, guys, guys. I’m cool, I swear.”
Monday, December 19, 2011
Holidoy: Full Of It
I’m not a huge Gaga fan. I mean, did I once walk to Movie Trading Company to buy a Gaga CD because I couldn’t remember my iTunes password and I needed the CD, like, NOW? Yeah, of course. So does that make me a fan? Whatever. I don’t really like labels. But I do kind of like this Unicorn Stocking that crazy bitch designed for Barneys. In fact, I kind of like the entire Gaga Workshop…but yeah, still not a fan.
