I never learned how to play dominoes. Honestly, who had the time? Even as a child I had a lot of revenges to plot. I’m just saying, walk off with my red felt tip pen once and it’s a mistake you won’t make again.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
I know these ice cream cone balloons have been around for-fucking-ever, but so have I, and that’s why my Alzheimer’s is starting to kick in. So moving on, have you seen these ice cream cone balloons? I hear they were invented tomorrow.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
My favorite thing that could possibly happen with these? Two dicks show up to the same party in the same hat. Can you even imagine?!? And yes, these are actually little chocolate hats for your little…um…penis.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Get this cupcake blanket/fleece poncho/mu’umu’u to hide your muffin top. But apparently not your shame.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Edible google-y eyes?!? Fuck you, Jonas Salk and your precious Polio vaccine… This is the greatest invention of all time.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Plywerk takes your photos and mounts them on sustainably harvested wood. Hmmm…your face mounted on wood? Sounds like just another Saturday night. And by “your face” I mean this porcupine. He or she is a total slut.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Yep, you need buy this print. And while we’re on the subject of your needs, a mustache wax wouldn’t kill you either.
via Nancy the Desk Topper Drawer
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Weird. In this print it takes a a girl, a dog and a wagon to get the same reaction I usually get from a rusty Venus Embrace.