Thursday, August 2, 2012

House Calls

If you have a cut, you’re going to need these and if you don’t have a cut, call me. It can be arranged.


Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Lil’ Fuckers: Avoid the Factoid

Did you know the longest mountain system on Earth is the Mid-Oceanic Ridge? And it’s actually underwater? Did you also know that spouting off facts likes that makes people like you less? It’s true. Try it.

In other news, check out this Snow Mountain Wool Felt Toy Box on etsy.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Lil’ Fuckers: Game On

I never learned how to play dominoes. Honestly, who had the time? Even as a child I had a lot of revenges to plot. I’m just saying, walk off with my red felt tip pen once and it’s a mistake you won’t make again.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Air Apparent

I know these ice cream cone balloons have been around for-fucking-ever, but so have I, and that’s why my Alzheimer’s is starting to kick in. So moving on, have you seen these ice cream cone balloons? I hear they were invented tomorrow.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Also, Tastier Nuts

Looks like somebody finally dethroned John Madden for Biggest Head in the Goddamned World.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Easy Rider

My favorite thing that could possibly happen with these? Two dicks show up to the same party in the same hat. Can you even imagine?!? And yes, these are actually little chocolate hats for your little…um…penis.

via Connor “App for That” Hill


Friday, July 20, 2012

A Cherry on Top

Get this cupcake blanket/fleece poncho/mu’umu’u to hide your muffin top. But apparently not your shame.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Eat Up

Edible google-y eyes?!? Fuck you, Jonas Salk and your precious Polio vaccine… This is the greatest invention of all time.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

What a Prick

Plywerk takes your photos and mounts them on sustainably harvested wood. Hmmm…your face mounted on wood? Sounds like just another Saturday night. And by “your face” I mean this porcupine. He or she is a total slut.

Thursday, July 12, 2012


Yep, you need buy this print. And while we’re on the subject of your needs, a mustache wax wouldn’t kill you either.

via Nancy the Desk Topper Drawer

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