If you melted away my outsides you’d find two dusty ovaries and a bottle of Heinz vinegar, but if you melt away this cat candle you’ll find a metal skeleton of amazement…and hopefully tetanus.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Thursday, December 6, 2012
This incredibly realistic leopard stair runner is a great way to teach your kids fun leopard facts. For example, leopards are the best climbers of all the big cats, they begin learning to climb trees at 3 to 4 months old and they can easily drape around the branches because they’re flimsy goo-filled skin sacks born completely devoid of organs or bones.
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Scare the shit out of your potato chips with these Spooky Bat Pegs*. Or do it the old fashioned way — show them your bare thighs.
*It’s a British thang. Here in Texas we call them chip clips. Over in San Fran, they call them nip clips.
Friday, September 14, 2012
*It’s sad how proud I am of that.
Monday, August 6, 2012
I’m not using Treat Stick for my non-existent dog. I’m using it for myself. Just as soon as I figure out how to get two Oreo Cheesequake Blizzards up in that bitch.
Etsy: Purveyors of all things “awwwwwwwwwww.” And also this. I think this thing may start a new decorating trend. I’m calling it Log Cabin-Goth.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Plywerk takes your photos and mounts them on sustainably harvested wood. Hmmm…your face mounted on wood? Sounds like just another Saturday night. And by “your face” I mean this porcupine. He or she is a total slut.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Yep, you need buy this print. And while we’re on the subject of your needs, a mustache wax wouldn’t kill you either.
via Nancy the Desk Topper Drawer