Nobody puts baby picture in a corner! Well, okay, maybe it it’s this one.

Weird. In this print it takes a a girl, a dog and a wagon to get the same reaction I  usually get from a rusty Venus Embrace.

Ben and Jerry’s newest flavor: Chocolate Nip Cookie Ho.

Let me translate this poster for the stupid people: “Fuck off!” Of course, this is substantially less applicable since the invention of the Tropic of Cancer fleshlight.

And since it’s almost the Fourth of July: Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor. America!

It should be pretty obvious: the Virgin Mary is a Blood.

When you become a DIY master, you can actually craft your own Anorexia.

Turns out for years we’ve been misspelling Donald Dick.

Is this really an issue? Are people friending your friends? Guess what, I promise I won’t. I’m all stocked up on wizards and dungeon masters anyway.

This art is so awesome it gives me Tourette’s. motherfuckingshitballs.

via Alan-Alan-Cadabra, He’s gonna reach out and grab ya

If this poster were a little more accurate it would say, “What’s in it for you?” Because let’s face it, no one is ever nice to be nice. Except me. You’re pretty. Can I have a million dollars please? No? Bitch.