Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The League of Funny Bitches

Well, I’ll be damned. Look how happy we are to be on the League of Funny Bitches Podcast with the lovely and fabulous Noa (that’s her pokin’ her cutie mug in) and Alicia (who’s face, fist and foot will make appearances) of your new favorite blog, Oh Noa. Watch us squirm! Hear us swear! Remember that horizontal stripes and the camera each add ten pounds!

Here’s that link again in case you’re as stupid as you look: League of Funny Bitches Podcast

And here’s the Field Day link, since I said the wrong effing url like a tool. FIELD DAY!!!

And here’s the Fart Party link, because hello, it’s a Fart Party.



Monday, March 12, 2012


Invest in a diamond toilet to turn your tinkles into twinkles.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Ahoy Matey

Wanna smell like sea men*? Too late.

*I’m aware this works better verbally, but I still like it. Sue me.

via Yeah You’re Welcome


Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Put ‘Er There

All of the creepy without any of the fun. These stick-on glory holes definitely don’t suck. And that’s a shame.

Monday, February 27, 2012

He Who Breaks With Wind

While we can all agree this is pretty fucking awesome, I think we can also agree they’re being a little generous with that black bar.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Fail Whale


I figured the rules for a Moby Dick would be the same as for any other dick – shake it off and zip up. But here it is, the entire novel typed on toilet paper for just $999 on eBay. Let’s joke about it, shall we? I guess this guy had a lot of time to Moby Dick-around. Dar she flows…ummm. Can you turn around?  I have a shy bladder. Oh wait, I’m not done. Guess it’s time I introduce the white whale to  my brown whale. No, never mind. I was done.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Chug a Lug Lug, Drunk Man In the Tub

Sloppy drunk has never been so clean. Until now, the shower was the one place American companies had neglected to shoe-horn a cup holder. Of course, Tub Mug likely means the death of my cup-holder shaped breast implant concept. But there are plenty more ideas where that came from. Quick, someone pass me that box of fortune cookies.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Baby Baby Baby Nooooo

The only problem with this Brush Buddies Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush is the fact that it will make your teeth look like a total lesbian.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Spaghetti O Hell No

Hey, kids, this super-duper yummy and oh-so-nutritious Spaghetti O’s Pizza is brought to you by a severe Number 2 and the letters CP and S!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Don’t Practice Santa-rrhea

 This Santa doesn’t head down the chimney. He’s more of a back-door guy. Seriously, St. Nick. Timmy said he wanted Hot Wheels Wall Tracks, not a Blumpy.

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