Friday, May 11, 2012

DIYDS: Right on the Bows

Awwww, this paper bow is going to look so cute on the box of cat turds I got you…

via Poppytalk Handmade

DIYDS: Vitamin Queas-E

Some of you dummies will wanna make this DIY lunchbox for poor people, but I’m not crafty, so I’m going to start small and DIY my own lunch. It’s the same basic setup: Get a milk jug, put it on the counter, leave it there for a couple weeks and voila! Cottage cheese. Nutritious, delicious and also tuberculosis.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

How To You Doo?

The only problem with this Paper VooDoo notepad is it only comes with 60 sheets…and there are currently 7 billion people on Earth. To which a 90s Female Comic would say, “7 billion people on Earth?!? And I can’t find a date?!? *Taps boobs.* Hello, are these things on?”

Thursday, May 3, 2012

DIYDS: Have A Ball

Look at this fun use of ping pong balls. And to think, all these years I’ve just used them for DIY ball gags. Huh.

Monday, April 23, 2012

You Got Brewed

Rest assured that if I see you walking down the street with this lid that converts any canning jar into a travel mug, I’m going to knock it out of your hand and then kick you in the dick for good measure because, let’s face it, you’ve earned it.


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Squeaky Not Clean

How sweet. You can make a wittle mousey bed for your wee kiddies in your Altoids tin. Or you can put joints in it like a normal red-blooded American citizen. What’s that you say? Those mice are stuffed with cocaine? Carry on, good Sir. Carry on.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Dumpster Diving

To most thoroughly enjoy the dumpster swimming pool, one needn’t be waste, but should surely be wasted.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Leaving a Bad Taste in My Mouth

Let’s all assume the inside of this “Let’s Ketchup Soon” card says, “Yes, we must, ‘tard.”*


via Amanda Waas

*Severe time constraints have led me to break a cardinal rule: I loathe the “r” word. Call it: time of Krista’s first moral dilemma is 4:37 pm.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Bottom Jeans Pan, You Made Me Fry*

*Read to the tune of Bell Bottom Blues by Derek and the Dominoes.

Your favorite blue jeans are great and all. But can they fry bacon? I thought not. That’s one in the WIN column for the blue jeans butt pan (now on sale for just $7.99!). This acid wash pan both fits and flatters. Speaking of which, does Gap still make those reverse fit jeans? What does that mean and who wears those? Inside out people?

Via, Copyranter

Monday, March 12, 2012

Super Punch Out

I freaking love this card. It let’s you punch out pieces and form your own message. You know because “Sorry God made your face look that way” hasn’t really made it to Hallmark yet.

via Chad “Back in Action” Ballew

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