Nothing says summer like DIY Fruit Balloon garland. Well maybe a turd in the kiddie pool, but after that — fruit garland.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
If you live in Dallas, you probably already know that Diorama-O-Rama is on like miniature Donkey Kong next Saturday, May 12th. Why am I telling you now? So you can preregister today (May 4th, LAST DAY) and make your diorama over the weekend. You’re welcome for the generous notice. Less of a giver, more of a taker? No big, just show up. It’s one of those everyone’s invited events. You know, the kind pleat-front khaki wearers live for.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Look at this fun use of ping pong balls. And to think, all these years I’ve just used them for DIY ball gags. Huh.
I don’t usually head to Apartment Therapy for Badder Homes material. They traffic in class and style while we here at BHG traffic in farts and illicit drugs. But today I found this Bird Poop Chandelier by Wyatt Little. I guess someone over there fell off their high horse and couldn’t get up. Even so, knowing it was posted by AT, it probably costs a million-billion dollars. But you can do it your damn self with these simple steps:
1) Get any chandelier
2) Smear it with peanut butter
3) Sprinkle liberally with bird seed
5) Probably contract bird flu
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
While I love the idea of these piñata cookies, I still think there are way more fun things to break. Namely, your spirit.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
If you don’t like a song that’s playing in your office, all you have to do is throw something at this poster and it’ll skip the track. Oddly, I’ve been employing this technique at concerts for years and the only thing that’s it’s gotten me is a handful of assault charges.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
This is called Crapestry. It’s clearly amazing. This gentleman takes regular crap tapestry and makes it awesome by adding something offensive. Basically, he’s making the world a better place. What the fuck are you doing?
Thursday, March 15, 2012
I don’t pick up pennies because they’re dirty and not real money. My dad is always griping about that fact. He’s like, “Sarah, it’s free money. Why would you leave it here?” I respond with jokes about old people and while he’s bending over to pick it up, I steal his wallet and run away into the night cackling like a harpy. But now that I see this horse bust from artist Rachel Denny I realize that with enough pennies I could do this my damn self. So, I guess I’m changing my mind. Not about picking up pennies, but about the relative value of stealing my dad’s change jar.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
If you don’t actually have shit for brains, you’ll save yourself $598 and make this Bubble Wrap Vase your damn self. Just use real bubble wrap, you dummy, or if you want to take up glass blowing, go right ahead. I hear you’re pretty good at blowing stuff…
Monday, March 12, 2012
I freaking love this card. It let’s you punch out pieces and form your own message. You know because “Sorry God made your face look that way” hasn’t really made it to Hallmark yet.