If you don’t like a song that’s playing in your office, all you have to do is throw something at this poster and it’ll skip the track. Oddly, I’ve been employing this technique at concerts for years and the only thing that’s it’s gotten me is a handful of assault charges.
This is called Crapestry. It’s clearly amazing. This gentleman takes regular crap tapestry and makes it awesome by adding something offensive. Basically, he’s making the world a better place. What the fuck are you doing?
I don’t pick up pennies because they’re dirty and not real money. My dad is always griping about that fact. He’s like, “Sarah, it’s free money. Why would you leave it here?” I respond with jokes about old people and while he’s bending over to pick it up, I steal his wallet and run away into the night cackling like a harpy. But now that I see this horse bust from artist Rachel Denny I realize that with enough pennies I could do this my damn self. So, I guess I’m changing my mind. Not about picking up pennies, but about the relative value of stealing my dad’s change jar.
If you don’t actually have shit for brains, you’ll save yourself $598 and make this Bubble Wrap Vase your damn self. Just use real bubble wrap, you dummy, or if you want to take up glass blowing, go right ahead. I hear you’re pretty good at blowing stuff…
I freaking love this card. It let’s you punch out pieces and form your own message. You know because “Sorry God made your face look that way” hasn’t really made it to Hallmark yet.
Curbly has figured out a way to turn an empty lotion bottle into a charger basket for your cell phone. You know what this means. “Fapping is the gateway to Etsy success?” No, stupid. The Littles are going to have to fashion some sort of grappling hook out of stripped twist ties and dental floss if they ever want to play their precious Angry Birds again.
They call this “Fairies in a Jar,” but I think we both know it’s just a Lisa Frank urine specimen. That lady literally pisses glitter and unicorns. Yes. Unicorns. Her vaginal walls are lined with gumdrops so she doesn’t feel a thing.
Apparently, the glitter image is false and this one is more accurate. Sorry to burst your bubble, but at least I saved it for the footnote.
It’s nice to see that Urban Outfitters has stopped stealing product ideas from independent designers…and started stealing them from New Girl. Next week I fully expect to find Eye of the Tiger by the Austin Handbell Ensemble on neon pink vinyl and the sexy Santa suit on store shelves. Fingers crossed. Especially about that last one. Oh, PS, in case you are remedial, you can totally make a douchebag jar your damn self with a Sharpie and – wait for it -
asdfdas
a jar.
sfgdfg
Hell, use a Marks-a-lot for all I care. Oh, and if you are unclear on the purpose of the jar, be sure to check out UO’s handy how-to video.
The sweetest, sweetest thing anyone can do on Valentine’s Day is murder your enemies, but the next sweetest thing is this — using effeminate hands to turn an ice dispenser into a candy machine. Awww, but seriously, why does this guy’s girlfriend like such crappy candy? Where them G. Bears at???
For this post, I’m just drafting off MadeByGirl. Yeah, blog drafting, that’s a thing…. But seriously look at how freaking cool these floating cabinets are and guess where they’re from? Ikea. All she did was added a stained piece of wood on top and some fancy pants-y hardware. My mass-manufactured, plussed-up-with-custom-accessories hat’s off to you, MadeByGirl, you magnificent son-of-a-bitch.
[Badder Homes and Gardens] had me laughing uproariously, and totally wishing I could say half of what they say. Be forewarned that if you are offended by cursing... then take my advice and forget I even mentioned it. But if you like your snark pretty offensive with a little dash of design, read it and weep.
Badder Homes and Gardens is maintained by three whip-smart Texas gals [who have] a great collective eye for clever art and design, and a knack for describing beauty with bathroom humor, which is no easy feat.
The stereotype of the good housewife is old. Enter Badder Homes and Gardens. Their tips are more likely to make life hilarious than to get you a parent of the year award. If you’ve ever gotten nauseous watching Martha Stewart, then this delightfully sarcastic—yet still useful—site is for you.
If you don’t like a song that’s playing in your office, all you have to do is throw something at this poster and it’ll skip the track. Oddly, I’ve been employing this technique at concerts for years and the only thing that’s it’s gotten me is a handful of assault charges.
