This folding chair has a lamp attached. Which is coo…eird? Like I think I like it? But I’m not sure? It’s kind of like when your friend shows up in a new pair of glasses, a denim jumper or with a dick sewn to their head.

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I never would have guessed that the Black Eyed Peas were into ping-pong.

Taboo Stool available at the MoMA store

I like to put my naked butt on a wood butt. I like to put it other places, too. Like your furniture, car seats and dinner plates.

The Beach Thingy is a half chair that you stick in the sand to turn your beach towel into a chair. I have another idea — just buy a chair. Or use a small child. Half-buried toddlers are  waaay cushier than molded plastic.

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P.S. If you’re at all familiar with Nicki Minaj, that title just got funnier.

This whole set is totes adorbs. The site I found them on is in French, so I can only hope they were inspired by, like, the couch Lizzie Borden hacked her Dad’s head to a bloody pulp on or something so I feel like less of a pussy for liking them.

I love that this is called the Hug Chair and in the lonely people version there’s just a laptop. Which I’m assuming makes it the Jerkin’ Off to Porn Chair.

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The cool factor of the Moki stool is completely overshadowed by that chick’s hideous sneakers. How the hell did she manage to step in Lisa Frank’s period?

You know what I call this? The Human Seatipede. And if my friends don’t call it that, you know what I do? I cor-rectum. HEY-OH!

I call this The Crotchety Old Desk on account of the bottom looking like a walker…and the fact that it gave me gonorrhea. (I duel used ‘crotch’ in crotchety!!!!! I’m a fucking genius!!!!!)

It also looks a little like Kermit the Frog which reminds me, what’s green all over and smells like pork? Kermit’s middle finger.

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I like anything that’s made of weaponry. Especially your flesh wounds.

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