It’s that time of year again. Time for the world’s hottest grinches to pack up our egos and sign-off for 2011. Don’t despair. We have It’s a Wonderful Life marathons, those Courtney Stodden Christmas photos, and after-Christmas shopping to fill our days until we meet again. So…how much whisky will it take to drink myself into a two-week coma?
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
And the baby Jesus was born and they lay him in the manger. The three wise men arrived bearing gifts. Oh, and the freak show / volunteer fire brigade was there, too. Here are the Christmas ornaments you can expect to find on your kooky spinster aunt’s tree this year. And if your holiday spirit and eyes make it through this post, find a ton more disturbing ornaments over at Buzzfeed.
Monday, December 19, 2011
I’m not a huge Gaga fan. I mean, did I once walk to Movie Trading Company to buy a Gaga CD because I couldn’t remember my iTunes password and I needed the CD, like, NOW? Yeah, of course. So does that make me a fan? Whatever. I don’t really like labels. But I do kind of like this Unicorn Stocking that crazy bitch designed for Barneys. In fact, I kind of like the entire Gaga Workshop…but yeah, still not a fan.
10 new Star Wars Snowflakes? I didn’t know there were old Star Wars Snowflakes. Because I’m not a sad shut in with a cat named Chewie. So do this your damn self. You can add it to your holiday to-do list. Right after Homemade Fleshlight and Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
This Santa doesn’t head down the chimney. He’s more of a back-door guy. Seriously, St. Nick. Timmy said he wanted Hot Wheels Wall Tracks, not a Blumpy.
Monday, December 12, 2011
A co-worker sent this to me and said, “Definitely an ornament that knows how to hang.” Mostly because it looks a penis with a pug head. Just wanted to make sure you’re getting that… It’s too bad, too, because that’s a pretty cute mug on that pug, eh?
Thursday, December 8, 2011
You may recognize this as the wrapping paper I used to wrap all those fantastic gifts I left on your doorstep last night. Wait? You didn’t get them? Damn you Hamburglar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, this wrapping paper is $2,000 away from being real. Go help them out on Kickstarter, because God knows I’m too cheap to.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Pillowmob let’s you upload a photo and turn it into a pillow which is an awesome gift idea. Especially if you’re into burning life-sized face effigys.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
It appears our ritual sacrifice worked — Wantist.com featured us on their blog today. If you’re interested in gift tips from us, go here. But if you’re interested in just the tip, hit up the Sigma Chi House.
If you don’t know what Wantist (the website, not blog) is, it’s online gift finder and it’s awesome.